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Old 06-01-2012, 16:03
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Default The things people say.

Read these comments elsewhere, apparently extracts from letters of complaint and the like, to local council offices,

1. "it's the dog mess I find hard to swallow".

2. "their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence"

3. "do I need permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen?."

4. "the man next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous "

5. "my toilet seat is cracked, where do I stand? "

6. "our kitchen floor is badly damp and we have two children, and would like a third, so can you please send someone round to do something about it".

7. " I wish to complain that my father has twisted his ankle badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage "


They gave me a laugh anyway, and are genuine as I understand it, hope you like 'em.

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Old 06-01-2012, 16:08
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Oh I'm loving those - thanks lol
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Old 06-01-2012, 16:23
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wonderful Michael............

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they gave me a right chuckle..........................
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Old 06-01-2012, 16:30
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"Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant."

"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

"Can you please tell me when the repairs will be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother."

"I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers."

"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared."

"Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink."

"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now it is in three pieces."

"Would you please send a man to repair my sprout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away."

"I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much."

"The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous."

"Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone around to do something about it."

"I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night."

"Please send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the wife."

"I have had the Clerk of the Works down on the floor six times, but still have no satisfaction."

"We are getting married in September and would like it in the garden before we move into the house."

"This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2."
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Good ones, folk do say/type some silly things. Gave me a giggle anyway.

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still chuckling here........................

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"Can you come round tomorrow as my wife is having all her teeth out and a new gas cooker fitted in today".
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So funny, gave me a chuckle.
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Im sat here chuckling...smashing.
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